The Uncle Pat

An involuntary, obvious, and not-so-subtle physical pat on the back or side of shoulder given by a woman receiving a hug, who is uncomfortably being held in the arms of the one delivering the hug.

The Uncle label being the one man in the family that everyone calls Uncle - who's identity lies somewhere between a long lost cousin or just some guy who partied with your dad around the time you were born.

Uncle Ronnie sees you during a holiday event, eyes you up and opens his arms for an embrace. As you hug him he hugs you tighter and tells you how grown up and beautiful you look. After the initial union is made The Uncle Pat is delivered and the rate and power of the pat will increase with the length of the hug.

by Meeron February 20, 2011

Dutch Uncle

When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then firmly grasp the shaft of your penis and have a companion motion it up and down.

Hey Brian! I don’t want to make it weird or anything, but could you give me a Dutch uncle? I’ve got blue balls, and I just bought you Chik Fil A, so you kinda owe me.

by TacoDaav August 31, 2022

Uncle Matt

Slang term for someone who smokes weed and Shop lifts

What you been up to?
Chucking an uncle Matt

by Chaddy Matty January 14, 2023

Uncle Ron

Hes a black male who is devious when he takes out hes shmeet and slaps in it his dogs face with a zest face

Uncle ron was a little Zesty

by Very cool monke June 28, 2023

darsins uncle

his name is oz

omg i know the darsins uncle

by Big booty Judy?!?!?! May 13, 2022

Uncle Joe

The morning after a night of drinking and you are moving kinda slow. Just as in the theme song for petticoat junction.

How are you feeling this morning Danny?

Man, that was a crazy night. I am feeling a bit "uncle Joe" this morning.

by Jackvader442 May 1, 2022

Uncle's Day

Uncle's day it on November 22 and u post and love ur uncle as much as possible to get on there nerves. Have fun uncle's.

Have the best Uncle's day ever.

by YoungerDagger November 21, 2019