Your fruit salad is a little wet...

1. You have a little coke on your nose.
2. You wiped after dropping a deuce but not well enough.

She came up for air, her hair flying over her shoulder, and I had to tell her, "Your fruit salad is a little wet..."

He was about to eat my ass but then he paused and said, "Your fruit salad is a little wet..."

by poopsterbot January 17, 2019

toss my salad with ranch dressing

licking the cum off ones corn hole after being cream pied by multiple man-loads.

hey, want to toss my salad with ranch dressing?

ok sure, bend over so i can blow in your asshole!

by de1337ed May 13, 2005

lemme tap dat nigga salad

What a homosexual says to an appealing black man when he wishes to toss his salad.

yo i metchyo friend david and i just wanted to tap dat niggas salad

by LILFETUS August 23, 2005

Banana Chicken Sauce Nigga Salad

it's the new way of greeting your friends or homies with loves and affection.

Ayo !! Banana Chicken Sauce Nigga Salad !!!!

by Sir Edmund Carman The 29th May 13, 2021

One Taco Short of A Taco Salad

An extremely dumb person; the person who has an IQ below 80

TEACHER: what is -3(x+8)-5(x-3)^4
student 1: 7?
student 2: kid stop answering you're one taco short of a taco salad!

by Simply Beastly October 19, 2010

Lame-Salad-with-Dressing-on-the-Side

An entitity with deficiencies in so many different aspects, its inferiority can be neither hidden nor disguised; hence "dressing on the side."

You can sell Lame Salad to some of the people some of the time, but pity the Independent Sales Rep with a basement full of Lame-Salad-with-Dressing-on-the-Side.

by I. Wagner November 27, 2006

Vigina side salad dressing

When you pour Italian dressing in a pussy then you fuck it till it bleeds

You know the sex is good when you make vigina side salad dressing

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018