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Band For Band

Trying to roast someone, getting disrespectful, trying to crack
“Man that’s why yo mamma a hoe”
“Man you don’t even wanna start wanna go band for band right now
by kjohns2879 December 17, 2023
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buoy band

n. A musical group from a maritime community. Songs tend to focus on fishing, lobsters, unemployment cheques, and drowning.

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I’m thinking of writing some buoy band songs. What rhymes with “pogey” and “schooner”?

By Jeez, I don’t think any word rhymes with both of those there.
by gnostic3 December 5, 2022
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half band kid

A kid named Eric who somehow got sucked into the band kid crowd
Band kid 1: yo who’s this guy?

Band kid 2: oh it’s Eric, he’s a half band kid

Band kid 1: oh sick
by WormSoul December 13, 2022
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Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band

Band full of kids who all play super smash bros and laugh at jokes funny years ago
Kid: Big Chungus, hehe, *snickers*
Me: That was funny years ago bro wtf
Kid: Says the guy that has Tiktok 🤓

Me: Everything you laugh at comes from tiktok, except it’s years old
Kid: Nope, you like chinese propaganda *chuckles*
Me: Oh right, you’re in the Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band
by Don’t even ask bro December 30, 2022
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Ghost Band

a fucking shitty ass band people listen to, to get closer to "satan" only famous because of mary on a cross
ghost band is a band that is gay as shit and supports satan stuff fuck ghost band
by Fact Talker July 19, 2023
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Happy Monster Band

A Playhouse Disney cartoon from 2007 that indoctrinated kids into listening to Tally Hall. They were way better than the Wiggles because it was fucking TALLY HALL!

Joe Hawley (red tie) does the voice of Bluz the blue keyboardist, who is my favorite.
Zubin Sedghi (blue tie) hits some high notes as L.O., the yellow bassist.
Rob Cantor (yellow tie) voices Frred, the red guitarist.
Ink the pink spider doesn’t really sing, she just hangs out on the drums like Ross.
I wonder who Andrew would be. Rock and Raul, the two-headed Zak and Wheezie looking guys?

It’s funny how they sound like normal kids when they speak, but can turn into Tally Hall with the flick of a switch.
I still remember the lyrics to the Happy Monster Band 16 years later. 4 year old me loved it. Now I’m a fan of Tally Hall.

“Yin and Yang are ringing in the new year, celebrating all the days within! Yin lights a candle, dances like a dragon. Yang does a lion dance for him.”

Depressed gay teenagers (or in my case, 20-somethings) listen to Tally Hall, Lemon Demon, Radiohead, and They Might be Giants. So if you grew up with Happy Monster Band, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, or Neil Cicierega memes, you’re gay now.
by popsicleprincess July 26, 2023
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band kid

by phoebeebebebbebeee August 1, 2023
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