The Angry Librarian

You're doing a girl in the library from behind. Her hair tied up, glasses on. Skirt long and pushed up. Right before you nut she wheals around and clamps your cock between the pages of Homer's Odyssey and you cum on her tits.

Man, I went to the library last night and the bitch by the Dewey Decimal system box made me give her The Angry Librarian. I think I nutted on the part where Odysseyus shot that cyclops dude in the eye.

by Schimmel72 May 5, 2025

Angry-scrolling

When you’re mad at your boyfriend so you aggressively scroll on your phone instead of talking to him

She’s sitting there angry-scrolling and ignoring me

by mir fin June 4, 2023

Angry Pirate Syndrome

Angry Pirate° Syndrome is the result of receiving too many Angry Pirates in your day which causes you to go blind in your left eye. The worst side effects of this terrible disease typically occurs when someone is going to be turning left onto a street and the street they are turning onto has a vehicle stopped with their left blinker on. The man of woman afflicted with APS is unable to see this vehicle and ends up crossing in front of them to let go instead of waving them on and cutting in behind them. This oversight can cause the vehicle that is trying to turn off the side street to have to wait another, 5 minutes at minimum and can cause someone to be late for a number of events. The highest percentage of these incidents tend to occur in towns where there are a lot of wealthy people driving around completely unaware of their surroundings. Some may take this as a lack of manners for how to operate on the road, but it is usually just a result of APS causing these rich fucks to blow by you. Don't even bother trying to gesture to them in a sarcastic manner to say thank you because they will not be able to see you and will look straight ahead completely unaware of their actions.

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Man: Dude, where the fuck have you been? We're gonna be late for the Pats game, it's our only chance to see them get another win this year, they are playing the lowly Jets!
Me: Sorry bro, I was trying to take a left onto Main Street for 25 minutes, I never realized how many people are afflicted with Angry Pirate Syndrome around here.
Man: Oh shit, I understand. I heard Zack Wilson's mother has APS.
ME: She does? Do you think she'll be at the game today?
Man: I hope so, if she is she's gonna need to upgrade from an eye patch to a walking stick when I'm done with her.
Me: Do you think his father will be there?
Man: Dude, keep it in your pants

by Kano4545 November 18, 2023

Angry Hannah

When a girl loves you but she's married and it develops into a complicated half relationship.

I am so ready for her to get divorced so I can pile drive my dick into her without getting an Angry Hannah.

by Cranilipy December 8, 2020

Angry Skodven

A really bad player. Angry when they lose, angry when they win, angry in general.

He angry skodvened.

by mayalinn October 11, 2025

Angry pirate

When a male and female are having sex and he ejaculates in her eye and kicks her in the shin. She then will be walking around going arrrrghhh

Last night my man made me an angry pirate

by HorseGlue February 25, 2019

Angry Brows

Angry Brows are usually what an individual may see when confronting a librarian. The formation of the eyebrow causes the countenance of the face to appear angry or annoyed. She is only half-way looking up from her novel, her glasses are lower on the nose, all while she deeply peers into the soul of the now petrified individual. Death may follow, but reports have been varied.

Marisa: Oh hey Mark, we should go to the library some time!
Mark: haha.. no. That librarian has some terrifying Angry Brows.

by EggCombo May 26, 2018