Mystery Weed

Mystery Weed: In desperation someone may smoke Mystery Weed, Weed that is smokable regardless of if it’s good, mid, or bad doesn’t even matter where it was found.
Man fuck it bro I’m about to smoke this Mystery Weed that’s been on my table for 5 months I gotta get high!
by Xan Plan February 04, 2022
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jank weed

Sucky marijuana that doesn't get you high. Just makes you slightly sleepy and pissed you paid too much for it
Man this grass is jank weed. I'm not even high. I totally got janked off.
by parkmaster January 20, 2015
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sock weed

When youre at a party and you smoke a lot of joints and blunts when they're roaches you nonchalantly stick all in the side of your ankle where your sock band is A.K.A "Sock Weed'
man that party was dope, do you know how much sock weed i got?!?!
by KrazyG420 October 05, 2017
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Hard Weed

by Ham_Din_Fætter November 28, 2020
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magazine weed

Weed that Is up spoken, or hyped up and has a magazine quality look but when burned has little, to no satisfaction.
My boy sold me some magazine weed and this shit sucks. I’ve had better.
by DementedShroom November 30, 2020
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weed connaisseur

refers to a guy acting like he smokes weed daily 4 times a days and knows everything about that green.
Guy 1: Guys i’m the weed connaisseur.

Guy 2: Who u think u foolin bruh.
by jupiterking October 28, 2020
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Hillbilly Weed

Rodent infested rent driven greedy bastards, wake up with taser and chemical burns, scratches, bruises, bloody and useless. It tased my lips on 06/11/2023. Where the most gay and racist rapists in the world torcher me alive on earth. I have no privacy or dignity left on earth.
This trite of a Hillbilly weed can always float down stream, back to the riverside of it's sin last.
by Seitan June 11, 2023
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