Great Canadian Coconuts

An ever-green plant that grows in the Canadian north. The stalk is green, and leaves are long resembling those of a spider plant.

Deep below ground, the plant has a root ball that it uses to store water during the spring and summer, and uses this same water to sustain itself through the winter. The root ball consists of an outer thin skin covering a fibrous substance resembling ginger and tasting bitter. In the middle of the root is the nut that contains the fluid that is both slightly bitter and highly nutritious.

Also a story told by Canadian's for foreigners to convince them to buy things from tourist stands.

Hey! Check out that Canadian over there. He's got Great Canadian Coconuts for sale!

by Johnny Canuck March 13, 2022

The Great Shuffle

The roulette of who gets which room in a group so big that the deciding factor should be arbitrary.

Let's talk about the Great Shuffle as we are moving tomorrow in a group of 8!

by 56-murrian June 17, 2018

step-great-grandmother

1- Stepgrandparent's mother.
2- Grandparent's stepmother.

step-great-grandmother.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

step-great-granddaughter

1. The daughter of one's stepgrandchild.
2. The stepdaughter of one's grandchild.

My step-great-granddaughter is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Greatful

When you are so glad for something that you pee your pants.

I am so greatful Tim emerged on this glorious day. Oh no, my pants...

by Hechilles March 12, 2022

Its Gonna Be Great!

Something your boss says right after you get a shit task.

You have to go clean all the toilets! Its Gonna Be Great!

by Ccec August 28, 2021

great-great-great-aunt

Great-great-grandparent's sister.

My great-great-great-aunt is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019