Bacon Wrapped Shrimp

When an overconfident man wears a Magnum condom despite having a tiny motherfucking penis.

It slipped off that Bacon Wrapped Shrimp without me even noticing....took 20 minutes to fish it out of my pussy.

by MsNefertiti December 10, 2023

long bacon

Lesbian, lesbian flag

Person 1: Hey where’d you get that long bacon?
Person 2: The long bacon store

by UR_L0C4L_4L03_V3R4 February 19, 2025

hawaiian bacon

Spam meat, typically fried

What is in the Spam Musubi?

Oh nori, rice, and Hawaiian bacon

by Pringal Jugar March 11, 2021

Like a pig in bacon

When you are involved in an activity or item of work, which has no relevance to you, and isn't enjoyable

"I spent all morning like a pig in bacon. What a waste of time"

by ajsdrummer January 09, 2014

Bacon colonel

To rub bacon bits in a women's vagina

That bacon colonel was great last night

by 18421442 August 21, 2016

Simulated Bacon Bits

A security guard

Guy: Your not even Bacon bits your SIMULATED bacon bits!

by The baconater August 01, 2009

Bacon wrapped bacon

The best with the best

I love bacon wrapped bacon

by Annabananaisthebest January 17, 2021