A female with an attractive face who appears to be beautiful only until the clothes come off. Snow turkeys are typically found in cold climates where they often cannot explore the outdoors to keep active due to winter climates and instead stay inside watching TV and eating lots of cheeze wizz and cookie dough.
Guys, i took home this broad last night only to realize when she took off her clothes that she was a snow turkey born in north dakota.
by Donque fucker March 29, 2009
Get the Snow Turkeymug. by emmabelle April 25, 2003
Get the snow--_boganmug. Typically a Female, who always plays the victim or marytr card when something goes wrong in her life and will not accept blame for the situation or own up to their own actions. Often used to describe a large mentality of women (and some men) in the midwest, however does occur world wide.
She says she is 200 pounds because he stresses her out, and therefore she eats. It's his fault she is fat, what a snow cow" or "She won't get a job, now that they are divorced because she says he 'held her back from her goals' all those years, when in reality, she kept getting pregnant. I can't believe he ever married such a snow cow."
by soccerchula July 27, 2010
Get the Snow Cowmug. by IDidntHaveOne and HeyItsMeClaire April 4, 2003
Get the snow plowmug. by simonhairynips December 10, 2009
Get the Russian Snow Conemug. The first step to the Comanche Snow Plow is to throw in a fat dip. Then make your partner put her left foot over her head and spit on your dick and ram it in her ass so hard that she wails like a Comanche Indian.
by The Alaskan King Snow Crab April 9, 2011
Get the Comanche Snow Plowmug. by GrranDadd May 9, 2021
Get the Yellow snow bunnymug.