Yep, she is gone....things are definitely not going in the right direction. Nothing to do, but to start off the day with a rub shower cry.......
by kalevipoeg June 20, 2017
When you empty a whole bottle of maple syrup into your asshole, then continue to squat over and release it on your partner like they're an overdone pancake from ihop.
by Hasasha May 14, 2023
"Shot n Shower: A social and humanitarian practice targeted specifically at the straight homeless population. An individual extends a dual offering of a shot of ice or fetty medication via syringe and a shower, aiming to provide immediate physical relief and improved hygiene. While the act is framed as a compassionate endeavor to uplift someone's circumstances, it has an ulterior motive of becoming intimately involved with the recipient. Though criticized by some as taking advantage of a vulnerable population, proponents argue that it can serve as a stepping stone for deeper, mutually beneficial relationships.
"Gay Bob went out looking to perform a Shot n Shower after striking out on Grindr, drawing both admiration and scrutiny for his complex blend of altruism and personal motives."
by Robertschneider3 September 05, 2023
A Superhero. When a boy is fresh out of the shower and proceeds to lather himself in cologne. Super power: Can make any girl's panties drop.
by TCsquared April 17, 2017
Bro this Ukrainian chick said I needed to a shower...but she didn’t know I invented the zippo hot shower
by Zippo hot shower November 25, 2018
German Fan Shower; When the dominant male stands behind a generic fan, which is blowing at it's highest settings. The female is kneeing down in front of the fan as the male jizzes straight into the fan blades, showering the females face and seeps into her scalp.
Dominant Male "Hey baby!, wanna do German Fan Shower tonight?".
Female " Yeah baby!, get me moist right in the face!".
Female " Yeah baby!, get me moist right in the face!".
by KinkyFuck February 26, 2016
A baby shower where men are encouraged to attend, usually at the insistance of and with their significant other.
A phrase used to convince men that their attendance at a baby shower is expected or somehow a normal practice.
Note: This orgin of this phrase was traced to "O" magazine. Apparenlty, the author suggested the term's use to force men to attend these traditionally "women only" events during hunting or football season.
A phrase used to convince men that their attendance at a baby shower is expected or somehow a normal practice.
Note: This orgin of this phrase was traced to "O" magazine. Apparenlty, the author suggested the term's use to force men to attend these traditionally "women only" events during hunting or football season.
by Not tcope September 25, 2013