shortbus

Current bad featuring former members of popular 90's band sublime!

The shortbus show was great, but they could've played more sublime songs!

by sean April 5, 2005

Short-arse

someone whome lacks height due to being retarded....

Lee And Stacey Are Short-arses

by L Maddison January 25, 2005

short fatty

a short and fat penis...like jon reardon who is the biggest fag ever...no friends .....no life

Reardon your penis is so tiny....you must have social autism

by Derexan October 20, 2003

short

anyone under 6 feet ; a cigarette or cigar smoked halfway through, a film less then 30 minutes, to have less then the original,

also pronounced ( shout )

Jay: you got a newport?
tim: yeah but i only got one left...
Jay: well lemme get that short...

CJ: i only got one cigarette left and im gonna smoke it
BJ: well short me down

by consistent change IS flava September 30, 2009

Short Bus Kids

1.)n. A very avanced marajuana researchers group located in New England.
2.)v. To loose ones focus, and stumble at whatever present task he/she is undertaking at said moment, usally due to over smoke of marajuana.

n. Guy: " I got some amazing pot from some place in NE called Short Bus Kids"
Guy2: " @#!$^ sweet!!!!

v. Guy " Hey did I flush the toilet?
Guy2: " No.."
Guy2: " you pulled an SBK move huh..?
Guy: " ah shit..."

by Short Bus Kid's October 16, 2008

short porch

In the same family as the upper decker,a short porch is the act of defecating on ones toilet seat whether it be for fun or revenge

I felt like being an asshole so I pulled a short porch in ryans bathroom

by SJ Vegas October 18, 2008

Shirty

Getting dressed up for a night for a night out.

Wearing a smart shirt.

" you getting shirty tonight lad?"
"Didn't know you was getting shirty!!? I look well underdressed now!"

by TheJSmann October 2, 2017