Gourd shorts

When you can see a man’s bulge through his pants

“Bro check out Jason’s gourd shorts, he’s packing a foot-long in there!”

by zoeeq November 28, 2021

Bigest short

a chess grandmaster, defiantly not under 1200 elo.

i wonder when i'll up my elo. bigest short will put magnus carlson to shame

by n.c404 May 25, 2022

Half Shorts

What’s considered shorts for men nowadays that cover the knees and lower.

Back then (when shorts were actually short), you didn’t get judged, as a man, for wearing real man shorts that covered half your thigh or less. Nowadays you’ll get weird looks by some church freaks that think women should wear dresses that noclip through the ground.

Bob: *wears actual shorts*

Myrtle: Oh my creeps that’s sacrilege! He should only be wearing half shorts!!

by Chroxity3 May 23, 2023

Glory shorts

Shorts in which the crotch is cut out making a glory hole in them.

Jenna wanted to be able to pee easily during the wedding so instead of underwear she made herself some glory shorts

by Theywinwelose2 December 29, 2024

Truck Short

To work for US Foods and have all your deliveries be short on product. (This is a everyday occurrence)

Roy says Hey Steve how’s your day going why are you at will call, I got sanduskied again. Justin chimes in and says truck short? Steve says yes sir.

by Fubar1 May 18, 2022

shorts szn

means “shorts season”

aka summer

“yo it’s almost shorts szn”

“can’t wait bruh”

by dontstopme April 6, 2019

short sad sam

A very rich short African American boy who if he is smart enough can take your queen. A natural Casanova 100% not a lie. He likes to drink bleach. He is very short and sad. His therapy is going..........ok.

short sad sam touched me in my no no area!!!! CALL THE POLICE

by Misinformationspr3ader457 November 30, 2023