Glory shorts

Shorts in which you cut a crotch hole thus making shorts with a built in glory hole.
Jenna didn’t want to wear panties under her wedding dress because it would be too hard to pee, so she made herself some glory shorts instead
by Theywinwelose2 December 29, 2024
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Glory shorts

Shorts in which the crotch is cut out making a glory hole in them.
Jenna wanted to be able to pee easily during the wedding so instead of underwear she made herself some glory shorts
by Theywinwelose2 December 29, 2024
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Bermuda Shorts Day

A UofC tradition dating back to the 1960’s. On the last day of winter sem classes, students party all day and night while wearing bermuda shorts, cheesy floral shirts, sunglasses, bucket hats etc.
Yo let’s wake and bake for BSD!

“Saw some people shotgunning outside science theatre’s…what’s up with that?” “Dude it’s Bermuda shorts day, what do you expect?”
by Greeenbean April 12, 2023
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Jacob Short

The most caring and loving boy you will ever meet. He's so sweet and tries his absolute hardest to make you feel wanted. He's truly such a pure genuine soul and always loves to help people that he cares about.
'Person 1: "OMG! Do you see Jacob Short over there?!? He's so caring and kind."
Person 2: "Oh yes, Jacob Short, such a sweet boy!"
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Jacob Short

The best frog that will ever happen to you. He eats the many bugs.
Shut up Jacob Short, you're a frog.
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short arm

The passive-aggressive action of a clerk or cashier who, when handing a receipt across a counter to a client, will not extend their arm to the halfway point which forces the customer to have to make up the difference, subtly throwing him or her off balance.
When I was in that CVS earlier the cashier totally short armed me.
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