goalie self goal

The term goalie self-goal is created when the words “goalie”, “self”, “-“, and “goal” are merged and fused. “Goalie self-goal” is a mostly unheard of expression that is very hard to complete. This is only able to be replicated by 3 unknown people. This phenomenon is done when the goalie of one team takes the ball and puts it in their own net. Some may think this is an own goal, but it is not. It actually awards the goalie’s team 10 goals. This rule was created 7 years ago in the IFA World Cup meeting. It can only be done by people with legendary power and the down syndrome award. This “power” cannot be explained by mortals, but the award can. You get the award when you get Z+’s in school.

Dude, he just did the goalie self goal!

by Sir Alex the 3rd February 22, 2023

self tour

To tour a place such as museums, attractions, sightseeing, etc., without a guided tour showing you around.

Kyle: Hey Justin, do you want to go to the Ground Zero at 2 pm? They have guided tours, but we can go do self tours since we don’t need a guided tour.

Justin: I would love to go, but unfortunately, I won’t be able to go at 2 pm. Can we do noon, if possible?

Kyle: That’s perfectly fine, Justin! Self tours are more fun than a guided tour anyways since we can talk to each other!

by FellowGonzalez August 1, 2022

Self Sex

What sad virgins who don't have a relationship, life or job do with the time they are pissing away. Usually they do it whilst watching porn.

Too busy having self sex there mate?

by LordJenal August 28, 2022

Self Defense

for most it’s protecting your self from harm but for laylas it is doing it with someone at karate

“he chokes me so i laughed uwu” that is apparently the definition of self defense now

by defnotsomeonewhoknowslayla August 9, 2022

Self whore

Is the process of self satisfaction when you don't have a partner.

Bro, I was watching some training videos and I was self whore to my self . I didn't realize how easy I was.

by Eggplant fireman December 17, 2016

Self-Triangulate

To check your own understanding and beliefs against the opinions of others

I self-triangulated after their speech and realised the only consistent point was confusion.

by Tosers September 16, 2025

your younger self

Basicly most likely your most cringe memory

Your younger self:waches paw patrol
You now: *cringes

by i honesty have no idea April 26, 2023