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Slazo's Earth Sandwich

A historical landmark, constructed by the renowned architect, traveler and sandwich-maker Michael Kucharski that spans across the entire globe.

One axis is located on Bermuda while the other is in Perth, Australia.
It even has a rating of 4.9 on Google Maps.
"
Me: Man, I hope Slazo's doing ok

Slazo: makes Earth Sandwich

glad you're back mf
"
^ Excerpt from the top comment, not made by me

"I have to write this pointless sentence containing the exact words of 'Slazo's Earth Sandwich' because ud won't let me post this otherwise!"
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Poopy Butt sandwich

The best sandwich Ever, essential when you have a poopy butt, you’ll end up craving a poopy butt sandwich
Hey cami, let’s get a poopy butt sandwich

Oh hell ya ! I’ve been craving one
by Keehnmachine March 13, 2020
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Asian Spaghetti Sandwich

An Asian spaghetti sandwich is when you take a shit in a girl's hair and shove her hair up your butt. If done correctly, it should resemble spaghetti with meat sauce on a bun.
Wanda: Hey Kerry! I'm hungry. Let's eat.
Kerry: How about an Asian Spaghetti Sandwich?
Wanda: No thanks. I didn't plan on washing my hair today.
by JackLegs87 May 12, 2021
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DP&B Sandwich

Double Penetration and Blowjob Sandwich.

When a girl has all of her holes filled. 2 guys on the bottom and one on the top.

Can occur when a group of friends go to kebab a bitch and they find that they have 3 guys instead of 2.
Cody: Why is Jill walking so funny?

Thomas: Because Kyle, John and I gave her a DP&B sandwich.

Cody: What's a DP&B sandwich?

Thomas: Let's just say, we were all busy at the same time.

Kyle: Oh Hey John!!!
by Johnny Gates November 24, 2013
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Texas turkey sandwich

You stick the cactus up your ass while you fuck the armadillo in the pooper while you eat you ol lady’s turkey sandwich ( pussy ) as she spurs you in the back with a Texas cowboy hat on!
Me an bubba traded ol lady’s in the trailer park last night and Becky gave me a Texas turkey sandwich an boy am I sore today
by Redneck.lh20 February 11, 2019
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Sex Offender Sandwich

When your neighbors to your left and right are both sex offenders.
My friend just got this sick new house... too bad he's in a sex offender sandwich.
by JonKellog April 25, 2021
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Chaos dwarf sandwich

This occurrence happens when a player or players in the game called "Runescape" are killing the wilderness boss Vet'ion. The chaos dwarfs that are near by Vet'ion start to attack you from both sides, creating a dwarf sandwich. The reason this is a bad thing is because Pkers (Player Killers) can attack you and kill you during this occurrence because you are unable to log out while being attacked, and you will lose your item when you die.
Person 1"Man we were killing Vet'ion last night and we got stuck in a Chaos dwarf sandwich."
Person 2 "Dude that sucks."
Person 1 "Ya, Pkers showed up and fucked us."
Person 2 "Get wrecked scrub lord."
Person 1 "Dude shut up, I lost my fury."
by Zona731 August 16, 2016
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