Russian Time Bomb

The act of filling a girls vagina with vodka, inserting a tampon, leaving it to soak for a predetermined amount of time, extracting the tampon, and sucking out the liquor all before you lose your boner.
Her: How long do you think you could last under a Russian Time Bomb?

Him: With or without viagra?
by Happyfun222 June 25, 2024
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Russian botox

Russian botox is an aftermath of getting punched in the face and having swelled lips for the next few days. Those with Russian botox should be proud to have it.
- Damn, Sam got the Russian botox?
- Yeah, he got into a fight at the bar yesterday.
- What a madlad!
by tolnickser January 03, 2021
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russian botox

Russian botox is when somebody punches you in the face and your lips get swelled for the next few days. Those with it should be proud to have it.
- Damn, Sam got the Russian botox?
- Yes, he got into a fight yesterday at a bar.
- What a madlad, I wish I could have it
by tolnickser January 03, 2021
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Rectal Russian Roulette

When you're having gut distress and want to pass gass ut afraid it'll turn into something more, it becomes a game of rectal Russian roulette.

(See sharting.)
"My stomach hurt so bad I was afraid to fart, it was like a game of rectal russian roulette!"
by WeirdAndWildWords January 15, 2023
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Russian Sasquatch

The Russian Sasquatch is the act of when I man shoves his hairy foot up a woman’s anus and her vagina at the same time, causing her to scream uncontrollably and have her knocked unconscious from the pain
Boy :Last night I gave my sister a Russian Sasquatch, her asshole was torn inside out.....her vagina was turned into a faucet

Girl : I’m next up for that shit nigga
by Sexual Alien March 07, 2018
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Russian Roukette

A game in which the participants line 5 lines of Cocaine and 1 line of Ketamine, taking random attempts to avoid the Ketamine.
Sophie was wasted on Saturday, played Russian Roukette and lost, spent the night ket lagged in the bathroom
by Roulettemaster June 24, 2019
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Russian hot air balloon

When a girl rims a guy and while rimming she encloses the colon of the guy completely with her lips and starts blowing out, thus inflating the intestines of the guy.
Did she really give Ryan a Russian hot air balloon in the gym bathroom?
by John pipes March 05, 2024
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