retard

you lol

me:why should i tell you what the word retard means?you retard.
you: *a single tear*

by a cool person??? November 1, 2017

retardation in a can

1. Kids with the intelligence of the dumbest dog who superglue paper to their eyebrows then proceed to rip it off
2. Anyone below your grade level in High School

"That freshman Is retardation in a can"
-Kid with average intelligence

by aagentxissavage December 13, 2017

Retard

Slow in the brain.

See that person over there? He is a retard, he doesn't know how to do maths.

by MadJJH1Z1434 January 29, 2018

retard

Half the people in my class who, unfortunately, are the only people who want to be friends, forcing me to be a jerk to them, to shoo them away.

GET OUTTA HERE, YA RETARD!

by This Is A fuck win February 28, 2018

Retarded

You

You: lol lemme search retarded next
*searching*
*found*
Retarded: you
You: im sed now :'(

by K1NGKA1 May 30, 2018

retard

sam morrison aka lil slump aka king slump aka slumpy.
his brain cells died off and nobody knows exactly why. legend has it to this day his last two brain cells are still fighting to this day.

that slump kid is a real retard

by shlangtheasslicker638 July 1, 2018

Retard

Not to be confused with "Mental Disabilities". The term "Retard" is used when someone should know something is a bad idea or dumb but continues to proceed with the action anyway.

No longer should be associated with the archaic definition of "Retard".

Person 1: You willingly ate something that is meant to clean things? Why?
Person 2: I watched someone else do it.
Person 1: You are retarded.

by NylithRyze August 1, 2018