bon app-a-queef

It is said when a meal look so terribile and smells so disgusting that it evokes the image of a vaginal fart (aka queef).

"Jesus buttfuckin Christ, what's this terrible smell? It smells like truffle butter mixed with dogshit"
"My gf spent the whole morning making this meal for me before leaving for work, but never told her she's fucking terrible at cooking. Would you do me a favor and eat this for me?"
"You sick mofo. You know I can't say no to my best friend. Well, bon app-a-queef, I guess."

by fedewolfie December 10, 2016

Kung Pao Queef

Vag that is particularly spicy and vinegary to the taste, hence Kung Pao. Not rank or nasty like bearded clam or fishburger it is still an acquired taste even among cunny connoisseurs.

Bruh, I ate out at Mona's the other night, she got some serious Kung Pao Queef. It was pretty intense, but I had to finish her off, ya know?

by CaliforniaYankee88 June 4, 2018

keep the queef

When you want to eat her out but don't like queef.

Hey girl you hot but keep the queef.

by Mopey_Boio_Buckaroo March 7, 2019

Cup of queef

Just like a cup of cheese(which is when you fart, cup the fart in your hand, and lastly throw it into someone to know so that they smell it) but with a queef.

Dude that cup of queef smelled so bad!!!

by anonymous January 9, 2021

Kingdom for Queeflings

Alternative name for the video game, A Kingdom for Keflings.

"What are you playing?" - Friend
"A Kingdom for Keflings" - Me
"You mean a Kingdom for Queeflings?" - Friend

by QuackingAround December 30, 2022

The Forbidden Queef

The act of farting into a woman’s vagina, and for her to proceed to queef it back out.

“Ran screaming from some chicks bed when she did the forbidden queef”

by Lickalotopus April 15, 2023

Calf Mommy Queefer Special

When i queef into trey III mouths and he nuts into my face while i scream harder big pap chulo. Then i have lesbian sex with all the girls and make them cum hard and then i masturbate to all the guys and hit on them even tho im fat asf.

I do the Calf Mommy Queefer Special every once in a while when i feel horny for them. Wink*

by Bigqueefer69calfmommy420chunk May 1, 2023