National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day

On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.

Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.

by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019

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in my basement really high playing guitar

knocking a man named Jackson off a scooter at 20mph

David: "Where were you the night that Jackson fell off of his scooter at 20 mph"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"

by WadedVinos July 17, 2020

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Let everybody that have ReLbJrALooD praise gomightyBJis

Let everybody that have ReLbJrALooD praise gomightyBJis go mighty powerful benningfield junior is king of kings.by lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥💙👏

I invented and made and created ReLbJrALood and AKFRUBEILS.by lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥💙. SO LET EVERYBODY THAT HAVE RELBJRALOOD PRAISE GOMIGHTYBJIS 🙌🙏. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq September 6, 2021

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Why cant kai give rain praise?

she can't...cuz she dum dum

rain: 😎praise me
kai: i cant

rain: why cant kai give rain praise? >:(
kai: cuz am dum dum <3

by Kaizer(shh dont look rain) March 7, 2022

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Why cant kai give rain praise?

she cant- i see your doing this to get praised. but- i love you alot,im just rlly stupid to know how to praise a lover..HSJDHUVJDCSX mwa :}

"Why cant kai give rain praise?"
rain: Why cant kai give me priase?

random person: bc kai dum dum and she dont know how to rain- no matter how many tiems u explain >:|
the end

by Kaizer(shh dont look rain) March 7, 2022

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