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Comfort Porn

A comic where there aren't any jokes, it's just a character being nice to another character who is in emotional pain. There is no punchline. The final panel instead says something along the lines of "It's all going to be ok".

Variations include:
-A character talking about their lack of confidence in something not to another character, but to the reader.
-A character getting the courage to go off and accomplish things today.
-A character growing tired while drawing at a cintiq and then getting a second wind.
-A character waxing nostalgic about their childhood, then comparing it to their life now, then seeing kids doing a modern day version of what they were doing as a kid, and coming to the conclusion that things will be ok.
Friend: "Why does this comic about some sad mouse being comforted by another mouse have so many likes on insta?"
You: "Because people like your aunt will always be suckers for comfort porn."
by Oweeeeendennis May 25, 2021
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Porn blocker

Guy 1: damn i dont want pornhub or porn sites appearing
Guy 2: then use a porn blocker
by Misterhunterindahouse July 7, 2019
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Riot porn

Riot porn: the addictive and time consuming behavior of those glued to their tv’s late into the early hours of the morning watching riot coverage because they can’t peel themselves away from the video footage.
Brian: where are you going?

Ashley: I’m going to bed. We’ve seen this before. This is riot porn.
by Little donkey June 1, 2020
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Weather Porn

Extreme weather that causes erotica. Especially heavy rain, tidal flooding and swelling water ways.
Where is Jackie? Oh she is in the house wletting off by watching the rising tides on tv. She is into is weather porn.
by The Best Head game February 25, 2019
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PORN LOGIC

When your attracted to the sexy person of the opposite sex that you may or may not even know, no matter what the situation is. It's always going to lead to sex and not just any sex but the hottest wildest best sex ever.
I know you are kind of a stranger to me, but I can't help my porn logic telling me this would be a much better experience if you just take off all your clothes and lets take advantage of this opportunity.
by mastercock January 24, 2023
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Porn hub

Something most middle school boys use because they are lonely asf
Hey dude did you see Belle Delliphene video on porn hub.
by Heydueeeedddd September 18, 2019
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Pedal Porn

When a subject, usually a sufferer of G.A.S., spends their free time watching any number of Youtube music channels for all the gear demos and reviews they can't get their hands on. Will often be seen browsing Reverb or Ebay for deep deals to soothe their needs.
Dude, why did you buy a Metalzone?
Well, it was just too good a deal and you never know when you might need one
Quit lying. Its all that Pedal Porn. I saw you on Ola's channel checking it out. Plus I found the Phaser you were watching Andy from Reverb try out.
Okay, I like pedals but its not like I'm an addict
by Bass Man Space Man March 26, 2020
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