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New-Phone Theory

When you are out of ideas to tell your friend why he cannot get a girlfriend, or female attraction. So you have to be nice and say it’s the quality of his camera, say he needs a new phone.
No Jacob, you’re not ugly. Just get a new phone, the women will be all around you! It’s called the New-Phone Theory!
by Djay_man July 7, 2021
mugGet the New-Phone Theorymug.

phone sandwich

The thing you make when some idiot is blowing up your phone and you happen to be in bed or on the couch and don't want to continue to be bothered but don't feel like messing with the phone to turn the ringer, off or decline the call, so you stuff it under the mattress or between cushions.
That was you calling last night? I thought it was that bitch Jill again about the ten dollars I owe her so I put you in a phone sandwich.
by rabidbilly May 17, 2014
mugGet the phone sandwichmug.
Something people say when they say something they regret, and use this as a means to play it off as to not take the blame for what they said, usually unsuccessfully
Person 1: “Hey I’ve really liked l you for a few years, do you like me?”

Person 2: “Sorry I’m just not interested

Person 1: “ Sorry My Friend Took My Phone and sent that, I didn’t mean that, it wasn’t me
by Kaney Wets January 7, 2022
mugGet the Sorry My Friend Took My Phonemug.

Samsung phone

pile of horseshit that have shitty cameras. Shit battery.
Friend:Samsung phones are better then iPhone

Me: kill yourself
by Samsung’s…dogshit July 16, 2021
mugGet the Samsung phonemug.

phone

this is for my mom.

phone is an electronic device and it can NOT cause physical pain (in most cases).
so NO, my back doesn't hurt just because i sat on my phone for some time.
kid: mom, my stomach hurts a little.
mom: oh yeah no wonder it does. its all because of that damn phone.
by catnamedpat June 11, 2022
mugGet the phonemug.

phone girlfriend

A girl that you are only friends with over the phone cause you are too nerdy in real life.
My phone girlfriend said she had to go cause her brother was there to fix her plumbing.
by Dr. Doom J.M.D January 30, 2016
mugGet the phone girlfriendmug.

all up in my phone

when someone is lookin over your shoulder , reading your shit, and lookin at your phone when there not asked to!
WHY ARE YOU ALL UP IN MY PHONE FOR?! ("Gia why you all up in my phone!"-Lyza)
by LR<3 March 12, 2018
mugGet the all up in my phonemug.

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