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poke my hollow tree

A secret term used by a female to go finger themselves.
Girl A: “I’m gonna go poke my hollow tree”
Girl B: “Weird hobby but ok
by La Roche December 22, 2019
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ur family tree LGBT

The ultimate comeback, overrules all other family-related insults.
Whoever receives this comeback needs to re-evaluate their existence.
David: "ur mom gay lol"
Joep: "don't make me say it"

David: "and ur granny tranny "
Joep: "ur family tree LGBT "
David now needs therapy in order to get his life back on track
by Tappie23 March 14, 2018
mugGet the ur family tree LGBTmug.

Make like a tree and beat it

Phrase that was used by a charcter called Biff,in ''Back To The Future''triology.
Its a stupid phrase that only he used,so when somebody tells you that,or he just watched the movie,or he is joking(or he is stupid,and thinks it has any sense)
Biff:So McFly,why dont you make like a tree and beat it
Marty:<blink><blink>
by uptheirons April 17, 2009
mugGet the Make like a tree and beat itmug.

Evelyn & Crab-tree Hands

A drinking game in which each player holds two bottles of beer (one between thumb and pointer finger and one between pointer and middle finger) in each hand and then secures the bottles with tape. Each bottle should have a straw in it for sipping. Prior to taping the bottles, light several freshly scented candles. Upon finishing the beers use the straws to blow the candles out. First person to finish all four beers and blow out the candle via straw proboscious wins.
Hey Nate, want to play Evelyn & Crab-Tree Hands? Ya know, the one from Tom Cruise's Top Gun.
by Transatlantic Gingerz June 22, 2013
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Moses Man Tree Bush

Long flowing red pubic hairs that resemble a man's beard on your vagina, or a burning bush. It can glow in the sun, the dark, and sometimes resemble a lawn gnome
"Yo girl, dat be a moses man tree bush all up in dis bizow, shine that all up on me"
by broelle September 13, 2009
mugGet the Moses Man Tree Bushmug.

fell out of the fugly tree

a stronger phrase to use instead of fugly stick. always refers to a really fugly person or someone who just not attractive in any way
She didn't just get whacked with the fugly stick, she fell out of the fugly tree and hit every branch.
by mandadandalyon March 28, 2009
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can't see the wood for the trees

To be unable to understand the real situation clearly because you're involvement in it make you loose focus of what is really important
In selling hats at the fair John would not lower the price a single penny . So while he argues that the full price need to be paid to gather as much funds as possible for charity he can't see the wood for the trees, losing sales all day long and collecting much less money than the other that were willing to sell their hat for a little less.
by ninuzzu December 10, 2015
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