Birthday Surprise

If you pull your dick out at your birthday party preferably a chode it's a birthday surprise

Yo Zane whiped his birthday surprise out at his birthday party.

by Chodeboi69 September 19, 2018

Fleshy Butt Stick Surprise

Ramming your cock into someone’s anus with surprise

I snuck up on my friend and gave him a fleshy butt stick surprise

by PapaBoongTang June 15, 2022

cake pop surprise

when two consenting adults agree to a sexual act of shoving pillsbury cookie dough and nemo’s carrot cake up ones anus to create a cake pop mold, sticking a stick in pulling it out and eating it

cheryl let me cake pop surprise her ass

by pahpawpussypoppy May 29, 2022

kinder surprise

when you lick the shit off of your son's finger thinking it's chocolate.

Dad: "Thanks for the Kinder Surprise, Timmy!" *Licks his son's finger*
*Dad notices a pungent smell*
*Dad checks his son's pants*
*Horror*

by brian 2 February 1, 2024

The African surprise

When you fly to Africa put on gloves and touch an infected body with ebola. Then you

fly buck and finger a girl with the same gloves on.

After two weeks you visit her in the hospital and say to her with an African war lord accent "surprise"

"oh men i gave that girl the African surprise last night"

by African war lord June 22, 2019

Caramel Surprise

The art of busting into a cup and pissing into it right after. Than mixing it up to reach a sweet golden white glow.

I can't wait to spray jacks mom with an caramel Surprise

by TheDarkOne360 May 30, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>Your emotional reaction to a current situation may surprise Noone Until Any Individuals Interpersonally Communicates WIth THeir Own Abrasions<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Your emotional reaction to a current situation may surprise Noone Until Any Individuals Interpersonally Communicates WIth THeir Own Abrasions<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Your emotional reaction to a current situation may surprise Noone Until Any Individuals Interpersonally Communicates WIth THeir Own Abrasions<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025