This girl has a brick phone and it gets a phone call so it starts vibrating. I'm sure you guys know where this is going but ill explain even more. She puts the phone in her cat and starts putting it in and out.
Jack: "Yo watch 1 girl 1 phone it's a really good film about this phone that tells a girl what to do. If she does not follow she will die..."
Tom: "Ok give me a second! That sounds so interesting!"
Next day later
Jack: "How was the video?"
Tom: "SHUT THE FUXK UP"
Tom: "Ok give me a second! That sounds so interesting!"
Next day later
Jack: "How was the video?"
Tom: "SHUT THE FUXK UP"
by D4ddyCh1ll~! December 12, 2022
Get the 1 girl 1 phonemug. girl 1: why does she look so upset?
girl 2: she couldn't keep up the payments to her pay phone boyfriend
girl 2: she couldn't keep up the payments to her pay phone boyfriend
by the payee November 28, 2018
Get the Pay phone Boyfriendmug. by YulTheWizard January 29, 2020
Get the phonemug. When two men scissor legs so that their testicles and erect penises are pressed together, upon assuming this position a third person (male or female) must take a complete mouthful of vodka (without swallowing it), apply a single condom to both shanks, splash more vodka on them, then fully hoop both dicks.
While aboard, the third person must then spit the vodka into the mouths of the first two participants that were wrapped up together, the move only being considered complete when persons one and two have both had a drink and they all yell out "BLYAT" in unison.
While aboard, the third person must then spit the vodka into the mouths of the first two participants that were wrapped up together, the move only being considered complete when persons one and two have both had a drink and they all yell out "BLYAT" in unison.
I just watched three homeless guys pull off a Russian Phone Booth behind the Denny's on MacLeod. It was like a train wreck, I didn't want to watch, but couldn't look away.
by SkumKrank August 27, 2025
Get the Russian Phone boothmug. A discord server ran by Minuteman (very short) and Goldy (likes crystals).
Regularly runs Gartic Phone events.
Regularly runs Gartic Phone events.
Hey man, are you joining the gartic event in Min&Goldy's Gartic Phone Server later tonight?
No way man! Cris is there!
No way man! Cris is there!
by retekt August 3, 2024
Get the Min&Goldy's Gartic Phone Servermug. by Chris / Kansasville/ Wisconsin March 26, 2017
Get the Juicy phonemug. When you're talking to somebody on your phone and you forget where your phone is. You may even switch ears / hands while patting your pockets looking for your phone.
I can't find my phone oh I just got hit with a wheres my phone conversation. while I was talking to you I thought I lost my phone.
by anonymous June 29, 2021
Get the wheres my phone conversationmug.