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Moon Gooning

"Me and Joe Rogan are going to hunt buffalo go Moon Gooning tonight"
by Beeskneeees421 January 12, 2024
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patio to the moon

A word used commonly but not exclusively by white male fathers of teenage daughters meaning to:

1. Look or dress very well
2. Do something that people deem as iconic similar and exchangeable with words like "slay" and "iconic" and "king/queen shit"
Omg youre literally an icon like patio to the moon <3
by Saccino January 13, 2024
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moon gooning

moon gooning is a native american ritual that is performed under the moonlight and is usually performed in a group that involves blowing the head off a buffalo, skinning a elk whilst harvesting it's organs as you throw the guts in a tree while taking peyote and gooning (witch means ejaculating) in the elk's entrails . If done properly, you will ascend to the spirit realm and can resurrect the Phoenix, but if not done properly it has a chance of summoning the Eight-legged Chinese Man. Keep in mind that moon gooning is a illegal practice if you don't have a license.
by ProfessionalMoon-Gooner January 13, 2024
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Mike Moon

mike moon is a super talented artist who sings under many different genres, most commonly known as "aesthetic rap" but mike creates his own genre that nobody else can ever replicate. mike is super interactive with his fans, going live on instagram , and always saying super kind things to his fans <3
Poser: "Yo bro!! have u ever heard of Shady Moon?"
Real 1: "Bro, don't u mean Mike Moon💀"
by dream_vo1d January 14, 2024
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sun and moon show

literally my religion 𐐘💥╾━╤デ╦︻ඞා
a sane person: bro i love the sun and moon show

an insane person: what? they're horrible.

a sane person: cunt. (offensively)
by i fear myself 𖤐 January 14, 2024
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Moon gooning

A ritualistic ceremony, when a group of people cut the head off of a caribou and after drinking the blood begin to goon under the light of the full moon
Hey me and the guys are going moon gooning tonight, wanna join in?
by Zobo the clown January 15, 2024
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Moon Gooning

When you are chilling with the natives high on Peyote and your gooning with Buffalo entrails and an Elk skull
Me and Eagle Eye are going to go Moon Gooning with the Natives.
by Elk Skull January 26, 2024
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