Mike Mihalski

A particularly definitive voice of firearm quality and function. Mike Mihalski has zero tolerance for “within tolerance” and frequently smoke checks uneducated fuckwits spreading the latest marketing STD’s from gun mags.

Additionally, “Mike Mihalski” is considered a unit of measure relative to the amount of patience one may dedicate to internet fuckbois, clueless platform simps, and brand-loyal fanbois.

-“My Sgt and Lt both said AR’s are legos for grown men and they’re all basically the same.”
-“Yeah, but Mike Mihalski said you’re sgt is a recreational cuck that couldn’t differentiate his dick from a bent firing pin.”

-“Mike Mihalski hurt my feelings in my own FB group and I’m such a steaming pile of bruised, man-batter-splashed labia that I ban and block anyone that mentions him or his company.”

-“Bro, I’m about to Mike Mihalski that man-gravy-slurping, fist mounting, cock pterodactyl of a dipass in AR15 Nation if he says “there’s only four forges” one more goddamned time!”

by Tangomcgee February 26, 2021

Mike Cox long

Mike Cox long is a doctor who found a cure for cancer but was killed

Mike Cox long helped find a cure for cancer

by Virusflow_ March 5, 2021

Pull a mike

When you bake, cook and clean like martha stewart whilst getting slapped by your wife

Joanna’s feet hurt so i had to pull a mike and rub them down for 2 hours

by Crazyjayabu March 12, 2021

Slimey Mike

When you pull your penis out after anal sex and proceed to poke or slap the woman's face with your slimey cock.

My girlfriend was acting out so i gave her a good old slimey mike.

by Hough_Morris April 4, 2021

White Mike

Gotta beat White Mike to be White Mike

Aye yo you see Preston over there?
Yeah what about him?
He's White Mike, you gotta beat him to be White Mike.

by ROSKY ASSCLAP-SUPREME April 5, 2021

monkey mike

Monkey mike is the only guy. Also known as carson

I swear I’m monkey mike

by The mins April 14, 2021

The Mike Tyson Theory

F***ing someone the opposite sex the way the same sex would f*** them until they love you.

Last night I tried The Mike Tyson Theory and I f***ed my boyfriend in the a** until he loved me.

by Nunyabiznaz92 April 21, 2021