May 29

When a Mexican won’t go to sleep brcause he wants to win even though he knows he won’t. Typically over a game

On MAY 29 this Mexican names bot wouldn’t sleep

by Bored hours May 29, 2021

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May 11th

National Kiss your Crush twice day! Also, people born on may 11th have many friends and is a calm person on the inside but weird person on the outside

in a few months its gonna be may i'm gonna be very nervous for may 11th

by UglyGuyWithWeirdNameXD November 24, 2021

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This is the day that the sweetest kid is born on. They are very sweet and kind and funny. Not to mention they are very cute. Their smile makes you so happy and every time you look at them you can’t stop smiling.

May 9 is a very special day

by BellaJane1234 December 21, 2020

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May 11

People born on this day are the best. Sexy , funny , cool , smart , ... and they usually have a good booty .

They are in every way better than people born on May 7!

Friend: You see that guy? He's so awesome, he was born on May 11.
Girl: Really? No wonder he's so fine. Damn I wish he was mine.

by El Shnorro loco April 16, 2020

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may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.

Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"

by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016

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