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A indie game about blowing up your friends and flying 5 miles to the side of the screen.
You also can not swim.

Also known as the Magic Suicide Simulator.
A typical chapter in Magicka:

Yellow Wizard | Oh neat come look at these mines!
Black Wizard | What IS it this time?
Yellow Wizard | Nothing just come here.
Black Wizard | Oh fine, one sec almost done with this goblin.

Black Wizard | Ok coming...

Black Wizard | WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Black Wizard | Where am I? guys? guys? GUYS?
Magicka by juanmelk April 1, 2011
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magical girl 

A type of genre in manga or anime that is targeted toward girls preteen and below.

It features an ordinary girl who one day receive magical power and transform into her alter-ego magical superpower to battle evil.

The transformation process is always the same with the girl posing and her boy basked in shining light while the clothes magically attach themselves to the girl. For an unknown reason, the villain always wait until the magical girl is done transforming and they are never attacked in middle of transformation.

magical girls often wears sexy, revealing clothes and mini-skits. As well as cutie-looking weapon.

The less prominent, male version of this is magical boy
magical girl by Hespia Klarerin December 4, 2010

The Magician 

When a man is having sex doggy style with a woman (or man) facing a window. The man starts to slow down, going in and out slowly. Then another man comes over and slips it in while the first man leaves. The first man then procedes to leave the room, walk outside, and tap on the window. The woman (or man) then procedes to look up in shock at the relization of what has happened.
Bro 1: Hey you wanna go do the magician with your girl?

Bro 2: Yeah totally its freak her out!!

magicians hat 

A term for a woman with a large vaginal passage or man with a particularly lax anus.

Magicians tend to have enough room to pull rabbits and such from inside the hat, demonstrating large hidden volume.
Example:

That guy's got an arse like a magicians hat.
magicians hat by The Spike February 25, 2007

Magical Beans 

'yo dudee gimme some of them magical beans'

Black Magician Girl 

One word...HOT.
Her boobs are big too.