Cock Master

a gay person who loves penises

darren, your such a fucking cock master!

by Oreo Speedman February 7, 2010

Master of the Universe

A He-Man strongest, greatest and overall Supreme Overlord and Master of the Universe

Hey look over there, its Justin from Gero, he is a true He-man Master of the Universe.

by 1awseome888 December 11, 2011

mactarded

iliterate in Mac computer. Not Mac friendly.

That student did not know how to use the MAC computer. The student was unable to open up his document nor use Garageband, he is Mactarded.

by Zurigol July 14, 2009

Jedi Master

When you and a friend get boners and equip yourselves with glow in the dark condoms, and light saber battle to the death.

Wanna play some Jedi Master after class today?

by WackyZachy November 5, 2010

blunt master

A person who is a heavy, big-time drug dealer.

I am the BLUNT MASTER!!! Knell before me and perhaps I will give you some of this MARY JANE!!!

by Roscoe's Dad August 17, 2004

Mascara

A skanky person who plays furcadia. Spam her as much as you like, as often as you can. She steals husbands and buttockfooks twinks for digos. :)

"You are such a Mascara, ho."

by bigassbebi December 16, 2003

jizz master zer0

the penis man of all penis men

i am the jizz master zer0.. fuck all your jizz master 0nes, tw0s, threes, f0urs, fives, sixes, se7ens, eights, nines, tens, etc. i will spl00ge all 0ver y00

by jemeriqwanna February 15, 2003