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Liverpool FC

The biggest set of wankers in the league they are also similar to tv series it’s always next season
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Liverpool FC

Most hated club in English Football. Fans are also bragging about wins but are trolled when they lose. This shite team was also founded when it was given birth by its Father Everton Fc.
“You support Liverpool FC? What a plastic!
by plastic VARpool and city October 22, 2020
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Fuck our lives

A common phrase used by many unfortunate people. This phrase was invented by two cool kids. Used when one is under heavy pressure or stress or did something retarded.
Cool kid 1: Do we have he chem test today
Cool kid 2: yeah
Cool kid 1: Oh fuck our lives (FOL is used in text situations)
by Tubby Warren October 16, 2016
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livewire

A person who is obsessed with a particular message board/forum.
That chick is on here all the time, she's a real livewire!
by chloeDLLW September 3, 2006
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Liverpudlian

A Liverpudlian is the politically correct, but perhaps more ironic term for supporters of Liverpool Football Club as most of their fan base hail from London, Wales, Norway and Indonesia.

The wealthiest, supporters who attend Liverpool fixtures can be seen (not heard) on a match day, typically humming or miming You’ll Never Walk Alone to the deafening PA system at kick off, clutching an iPad, before remaining in almost melancholic silence for the rest of the game.

Liverpudlians are the masters of deflecting blame. They recently went five years deep into Mason Holgate’s Twitter profile because he (mistakingly) thought he was racially abused, digging up homophobic tweets published whilst the player was taking his GCSEs. Mere weeks later, Liverpool youngster Rhian Brewster made an allegation in the exact same nature, with the same lack of evidence. Holgate slandered by the Liverpool fans, Brewster defended. This occurred in a time frame where Patrice Evra returned to Anfield, so the Liverpool fans chanted the name of Luis Suarez at him, the player who’d racially abused Evra.

Additionally, Liverpool fans deny being responsible for murdering 39 Italians at Heysel in 1985, and getting all English teams banned from Europe for 5 years. They also celebrate the year Steaua Bucharest won the 1986 European Cup, because that was the year Everton had a chance to win it.

All in all, Liverpudlians are a vile breed of lying, racist, cheating murderers who never take the blame for anything.
Abdulkar, 31, on Twitter: “I’m not English, I’m a Liverpudlian”
Çelik, from his armchair: “YNWA!”
by Anonymous767 May 16, 2018
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liveman

A hot guy who gets sex from alot of hot women.
by Liveman April 1, 2005
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liverpool wastecat

a total waste who supports liverpool f.c and is really shit at football but thinks hes legend at it.

usually a complete dickhead who gets driven round in convertible BMWs.

cant take penalties
"hey jack h!"

"what?"

"i am awsome at football and my mum licks BMWs"

"you are shit a footy jack e!"

"yeah i is a liverpool wastecat"
by roy woodhead February 14, 2008
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