Irish Ruler

(Noun) A precision measurement device, 12 inches in length, used as a standard in golf when providing distances from a specific point. When giving a measurement with this device, it is generally specified in the measurement.

He hit is golf ball 3 inches from the hole, measured by an Irish Ruler, or 1/4 of an Irish Ruler.

by Nadpoleus September 7, 2013

reverse irish leave

An announcement of leaving only to linger longer.

John was annoyed that Jane stayed so long at his party after disrupting the guests with overly dramatic, attention-starved antics like hugging, high-fives and other reverse irish leave moves.

by wordplayerhater May 18, 2009

Irish men get drunk and play with their junk

Irish men.

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u

by NauticalOcean February 4, 2024

Irish Dragon

Getting highly inebriated , preferably on a mixture of Guinness and Jameson, with a female partner. Then in the act of screwing from behind, punching said female in the stomach causing her to vomit. Bonus points if this occurs during orgasm. Double bonus points if either party is Ginger.

Jim: "Dude, Gina got wrecked on Jameson last night."
Bill: "I know, right? I took her back to her place and gave her the ol' Irish Dragon."
Jim: "Aw, man. Gross.:
Bill: 'I know, she was pissed!"

by LAST1990 September 9, 2013

Irish doll

The act of yanking ones testicles from thus anus and placing them on your partner's forehead sprinkled with some irish pepper and seasoned with lucky charms.

Hey babe remember that time I made you into an Irish doll ? Great thing I didn't want kids in my life.

by Morgan Freamane January 16, 2020

Much like the Irish

Parker is gay

Dude I'm so tired,
Much like the Irish dude.

by BruceDaCariboo May 11, 2018

Luck of the irish

This is an American phrase, not an Irish one. It’s an insult to Irish people that was coined during gold mining when a lot of Irish people arrived to make money suggesting they were stupid.

The idea was that if an Irish person could find gold then it was if to say, only by sheer luck, as opposed to brains, could these fools succeed.

-He got his promotion at work
-That’s the luck of the Irish for you

by cupantae94 August 6, 2019