The business end of the phone book
by Tight lipped tommy June 6, 2024

The act of walking around or doing any number of activities while talking on the phone. The inability to just sit still and have a conversation.
I was almost asleep until my boyfriend called and talked for 30 minutes, causing me to phone fidget so long that I was wide awake.
by Dazymoose February 10, 2010

Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections
by jabberwokey October 11, 2023

Mistah Phone Is When A Toilet Calls Your Phone "Mistah Phone". it normally happens when ur taking a shit while scrolling through your phone, putting ur phone infront of your toilet and last of all peeing in your toilet while scrolling through your phone.
by EthernetExpert January 29, 2024

by Phone UnBusters August 10, 2018

Phenomena where a song or music sounds better depending on the amount of alcohol (beer) consumed. Like beer goggles for the ears.
by retrohgmr March 3, 2010
