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Human pipe

When you load a bowl of some ganj in their bootyhole, light it, and inhale out of their mouth. Truly the most natural way to smoke.
Ayeeee homie I forgot my pipe! You tryna smoke some human pipe?
by Poshing May 8, 2019
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Human centipede

When a man wears a strap on backwards and penetrates two women from the front and behind.
We formed the human centipede last Friday and my hips still hurt.
by anonymous October 7, 2020
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Human poopsock

A person with a mha or Hazbin hotel obsession, they also usually partake in rainbow six seige e sex and e dating
Ugh Greg is such a lousy bum he's just like a "human poopsock"
by Goober the goofy May 22, 2024
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Human

Alien 1: What are humans
Alien 2: Just another lower lifeform
by Glitch Town November 24, 2020
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Human Milker-o-matic

Something located in the womens bathroom. It will suck all milk out of their breasts within seconds. After this, it turns half of it into a chemical that will then be injected into the woman's mouth, that will make their breasts expand and make them obedient, relaxed, and rather stiff, generating near infinite milk.

That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.
Person 1: I see a Human Milker-o-matic.
Person 2: Could it really hurt to try?
Later...
Person3: (Locks bathroom door)
(Faint moans heard from the bathroom)
by Registered_Fun_Haver May 26, 2022
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Confidential Human Source

A Confidential Human Source, or CHS, is an informant who covertly provides information to law enforcement about criminals and their activities. Their names are withheld from official law enforcement reports and documents to protect their identities.

Some critics of law enforcement claim that some instances of an alleged CHS are a mere fabrication, and there never was an actual human who provided the information. These critics claim that in such cases where the law enforcement agents fabricated the CHS did so as justification for a search warrant or other similar legalities of an investigation.
The FBI claimed they were told about the drug ring by a Confidential Human Source.
by Innocent Byproduct October 21, 2023
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the boys humans

a term of boys
the boys humans just nutted 30 times.
by xwxeds February 19, 2022
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