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Human Suitcase

According to 'SNL' a Human Suitcase is where you take a midget on roller skates and have him/her put on all your clothes then pull them thru an airport.
For Valentines day Sepfon recommends getting your sweetheart some human suitcases
by Strik9 March 1, 2011
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The Human Centipede

Have you ever heard of the human centipede, this occurs usually every Friday beginning at around 3:00 pm at Hunter’s house during which the accumulation of ignatius douche bags gets tired of not having any female ass to consume and therefore begin a ritual in which one person bends down and the person behind them begins to eat out their ass hole, this continues as more and more people add onto the chain creating a large circle of gay ignatius douche bags eating each other out. Another ritual that typically takes place known as “The Circle of Life” during which the people at Hunter’s household form a circle where a person takes his right hand and begins to stroke the penis of the person at his left, the circle of douche bags continues this until the clock strikes midnight and they all cumshot at once into the eyes of the person beating their dick off.
The Human Centipede welcomes all ignatius kids that love to suck tiny catholic penis.
by Yopussyfeellikeblubberwithlube February 20, 2019
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Humanisms

Silly little things most people do. Seeing someone else doing one can make you feel a connection to them, even if you know nothing about them.
That person over there’s bouncing their umbrella back and forth between their knees just like I do… I love humanisms like that.
by nickinack December 26, 2022
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I, ANgel JOsE RObles Arisesisa Aresesia THe Best Lyricist In Human History Records By ANgel JOse RObles, I
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human guinea pig

Tim Ferriss
Tim Ferriss is so human guinea pig.
by MEDERINHO July 2, 2016
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human noise

When you try to guess the noise a human makes.
Human: Quack.
Duck: *human noise*
by bonelesspizza April 8, 2017
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