Humans

Pasty fleshy stuck up sub-goat meatbags without a sense of taste.

Baaaa (stupid Humans throwing out my weeds!)

by A used medical bandage June 22, 2019

Death of humanity

When you pour a VERY Deadly poison into at a fabric that product food or other stuff everyone eats and dies.

Jack: John lock at this cool burger it looks so good and ITS GREEN OMG.

John: wow, Jack that looks so good let me have a bite.

Also john: 'takes a bite' dies

Jack: ohh that looks cool let me try.
"also dies"

And the death of humanity has began

by AdozeOfMySh!t February 19, 2021

all hope in humanity is already lost.

said when you think society is doomed.

Person 1: Bro, I think all hope in humanity is already lost.
Person 2: Yeah same.

by anidiotwhoisbadatblender June 15, 2024

The Human Chipmunk

When someone fits both of your balls in your mouth

“Use the human chipmunk on me so I cum faster”

by BonerGarage6969 May 31, 2019

worst types of humans

these are some of the worst people you could meet in the whole history of paradox space
you’d wanna gauge your head into a pool of lava after meeting some of these people
{{ WARNING: MENTIONS OF PEDOPHILIA, ZOOPHILIA, AND OTHER GROSS AND DISTURBING THINGS }}

some examples of people on the “worst types of humans”

PEDOPHILE; someone who likes kids
ZOOPHILE; someone who likes animals
NECROPHILE; someone who likes corpses
JACK DOHERTY; harasses people in public and has his body guards protect him when they fight back
LOLI/SHOTA-CONS; someone who likes little girls(loli) or little boys(shota) in manga/anime
NECROZOOPHILIAC; someone who likes dead animals
NECROPEDOPHILIAC; someone who likes dead kids
NECROPEDOZOO; someone who likes dead baby animals (ONE OF THE WORST)
PLUSHOPHILE; someone who likes plushies
PLUSHOPEDOPHILIAC; someone who likes plushies that highly resemble kids (similar to loli/shota-cons, but not the same)
PLUSHOZOOPHILE; someone who likes animal plushies (these peoples are usually furries)
PLUSHOPEDOZOOPHILIAC: someone who likes animal plushies that highly resemble kids (ONE OF THE WORST)

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by I like penguinssss November 15, 2024

we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the philosophical questions of "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant other, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.

a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. No matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.

by Sexydimma August 27, 2016

modified human

Modified human is a euphemism for someone high on drugs, usually psychedelics. The term is popular among the burning man community.

There's a lot of modified humans out tonight.

by cyan May 9, 2022