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Permian High School

A school where if you don't play football, no one gives a shit about you, but if you do play football people expect impossible things from you.
Me: sir I have a question.
Teacher: Are you on the football team?
Me: No...
Teachers: then you shouldn't be going to Permian High School.
by Shadow_Data January 22, 2020
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Swansea High School

From heroin junkies to the casual eshay lads, Swansea High School is easily the worse fucking school in New South Wales.

The school you enroll your child in if you want it to not only contract numerous sexual transmitted diseases but to also lose almost all brain cells in the process of doing so.
Talisha The Heroin Junkie; have you heard about that teacher at Swansea High School?

Darren The Abusive Father; The one that said that all men have to suppress the urge to rape?

Talisha The Heroin Junkie; Yeah that's the one.
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NYC High School Discord Server

stupid fucking server where everyone talks about cock and balls, spams shitposts in #general with two people occasionally simping for each other for attention. all the mods are gay (except cipher) and the admins have small cocks. and don’t forget the faggots that spam their selfies in #general to fish for compliments, when in reality no one gives a shit
Guy 1: Join the NYC High School Discord server
Clementine Eugene Ozurkelus II: No cunt
by attackontitansex92 June 10, 2020
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Wembley high technology college

Military school but public. They spend money on the most useless shit 0/10 don't go there.
"Yo I heard Jake went to wembley high technology college the poor dude"
by Fuckeverythingandyourmother September 29, 2020
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Grovetown High School

The most ghetto suburban school in the world. All the girls are hoes who thirst after lightskin fuck boys and 97% of the boys are fake gangsters who's mommy's drive Cadillacs & live in a big ass house. There's a fight every day & they have the most covid cases in columbia county. There football team stays getting blown out but they swear they're good
Football player #1: Yo we got Grovetown High School on the schedule for next Friday

Football player #2: Thank god
by .. December 19, 2020
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Williamston High School

Somehow the best high school in the mid-michigan area. Despite being located in a small town full of conservative white people, it is known for having a large amount of LGBT students. The superintendent is paid way too much, and the school district as a whole is very understaffed. Williamston High School has made local news due to widespread vaping among the students, and widespread transphobia among the parents. The school is in a lot of debt and gets hand me down technology and furniture from neighboring school districts. The roof repair costs are endless and are probably driving the average tax payer to drink. Academic participation among the boys is low because they're all redditors. The students of Williamston often make fun of Okemos High School and Perry, which are just poorer versions of Williamston High School.
"Man, I heard that kid goes to Williamston High School! What a loser!"

"Isn't that where all the weed and vapes are?
by Average Idiot February 8, 2021
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Harrison High School

Harrison High School is a public high school in the west suburbs of Atlanta, GA. Their mascot is the Hoyas.

Over 75% of student is upper-middle class whites. Their mommies drive Cadillacs and pay for their many “needs” within technology, clothing, transportation, and alcohol/drugs/nicotine. Almost everybody here drives a Jeep, and hits puff bars in the 400 Hall bathroom daily. Flexing is considered to be a normal occurrence, and is often praised for making many want to kill themselves. Hoyas love to post on social media showing people how rich they are. The band kids here are on a whole different level of cult-like behavior, often slitting their wrists as “initiations”. Seniors desperately want to date freshmen, creating a never-ending cycle of whores generating each year; sophomores will sneak vodka in through metal water bottles. People go to Florida every weekend and especially during Spring Break’s annual “Great White Migration”. Many people here are homophobic, racist, sexist, and overall really mean-spirited people in an otherwise quiet and kind community. Students are organized into one of the following groups:

-Rich Football Players
-Marching Band Kids
-Overly Political Minors
-Drug Dealers
-Future Frat Boys
-Girls Who Care Way Too Much About Their Aesthetic
-Couples Who Grope Each Other In The Hall
-People Who Are Gay As A Trend
-Lifted Truck Drivers
-Kids Who Sit Alone Alone At Lunch To Make Others Feel Guilty
-The Normal Minority

GO HOYASSSSS!!!!!!
Ew, you go to Harrison High School? I heard that Hillgrove is so much better.
by BurgerKingWorker May 7, 2021
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