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machine gun blues

when your playing video games and you accidentally shoot your teammate and feel bad about it. sometimes feeling so bad that you spend the rest of the macth trying to make up for it.
person one "you shot me bro where on the same team man what the hell"

person two " sorry didn't mean to"

person one "you did that on purpose didn't you"

person two "no i didn't believe me i've got the machine gun blues right now"
by person_three May 9, 2014
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douche guns

When 'that' friend holds up both of their fingers in the shape of guns waiting for you to understand the unfunny joke they just told.
you: circles are pointless
you: *douche guns*
by doucheguns August 12, 2014
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mosquito machine gun

getting humped in the arm by a man with a tiny dick
Who was that handsome fella mosquito machine gunning you?

Oh, that's my boyfriend, you should meet him.
by casserole surprise November 4, 2014
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double gun hand sign

throwing up this sign means that you love Reid, Hanna and Jillian to an infinite extent.
Throw it up, it's the double gun hand sign. #fam
by Fammmmmmmmm October 26, 2013
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chunk gun

When a girl is on her period and she is trying really hard to push out a poo but all that pushing causes a big shot of period blood and chunks to fires out of the other hole instead.
"Aw man, I was trying to take a dump but the chunk gun fired instead."
by lollieostrich October 29, 2013
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got with a certain tommy gun

by theladette November 3, 2013
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Snow-Gun

When a male reaches climax very quickly during intercourse.
Don't snow-gun on me, I fear you will. Just take it slow.
by Nimir-Raj November 8, 2013
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