The weave god

The ultimate god. better than zeus, better than hades. all gather round. praise the allmighty god.

its weave day! EVERYONE PRACTICE THE OLD WEAVEIST WAYS! WEAVE DAY! ALL HAIL THE ELDERS! START SNATCHIN DEM WEAVES NOW! PRAISE THE WEAVE GOD! WEEEEEEEEAAAAAAEEEEEAAAAEEEVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

by frbt8ft797ny February 6, 2019

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freshi god

malverne upperclassmen niggas who love fucking freshman

dami a freshi god omg

by $angria20 November 21, 2019

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God cock

when God fucks you in your asshole without warning and without lube

Stef: Shenae got god cocked last week her girl fucked her dad
shemar: damn really

by Brokebitch November 29, 2019

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god of milk

Me

I am the god of milk

by Themilkygod March 24, 2019

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Bored God

Someone who is extremely good at a certain game playing it "casually," when in reality they are doing astounding moves or maneuvers.

A Bored God plays Tetris.
I'm getting dumpstered by this guy in online game and he looks like he's about to fall asleep. He must be a Bored God.

by SilentSong September 28, 2019

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wifi god

A man or Woman whom can control the WiFi force along with his Pringles can with one fury cat inside

That man is laggein all over the damm place he must be a WIFI god.

Holy shit Ben was just here and fucking disappeared into the WiFi force and he came out right behind me.

by Fuck me in the ass December 15, 2017

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