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by NougatNewt May 5, 2022

Get Slouched

to rek someone is a video game or in real life.

oh get slouched m8

by Swagger30002.0 June 5, 2017

getting garried

Getting fucked so hard you get sent to the hospital

Yo did you hear about jenise? She was getting garried last Saturday

by Milfordisratchet November 14, 2014

get holy

bringing oneself to ORGASM ! (unisex)

NOTHING to do with the church, except the sacred one of bodies slapping together! , "moving SHOT" !

jen "struck out" at the pick-up bar and went home to get holy !

john need a "treatment" , but had to improvise! soon he found himself getting holy !

he was " young, dumb, and full of come ! " (cum) he needed to get holy !

by michael foolsley April 3, 2021

get the gesture

when you send me a sexy or romantic text and first i kind of hesitate to go along with it but then am turned on.

when its your free time and you can do what you want and choose to come to me.
when i am tired or sad or angry and you rightly retreat especially when its you my hurtfulness targets and then after a while return even lovinglier darlingester warmester.

You: "lets clean the house tomorrow"
Me: "♡ i get the gesture"

by Krkič February 25, 2022

get versed

An imperative statement usually used in business contexts that implores people to know what they're talking about (particularly in regards to content and trending topics). I think of it as 'get a clue' meets 'know your shit' meets 'get your shinebox' meets 'get fucked'.

The new employee claimed on his CV to be 'Proficient in Market Trends'. Then we got to talking about the Sharing Economy and he'd never heard of Airbnb. I told him to get versed or start looking for a new job.

by TheExpatreneur August 1, 2015

Get the Pillow

Putting an annoying old person ( or ANY annoying person) out of their misery by suffocation.

I told my kids to "Get the Pillow" if I become a crazy old lady.

by Deelang May 3, 2018