Facebook is Bullshit Week 

Takes place in the second week of December. Participants of Facebook is Bullshit Week are required to do one thing on facebook every day for a week, that is complete bullshit, without getting rumbled.

Of the seven FiBW deeds, compulsory features include:
x1 FiBW status
x1 FiBW photo upload
x1 FiBW event 'Attending' (or make your own event! It's all bullshit to me!)
x1 FiBW page 'Like'

Other optional FiBW deeds can include:
Relationship status change
Town/City change
About Me change
Comment on ridiculous public page

All FiBW deeds must be in some way public - be that to everyone or just your friends - private messaging is not included.
You must not announce your participation in FiBW. That defeats the whole purpose.
If you are caught participating in FiBW, congratulations to your friend. They are obviously not to be fucked with.

Happy FiBWing everyone!

(On Facebook)
"Person McPerson is eating a sandwich."

Bernard: Dude why the fuck did you make your status 'is eating a sandwich.'? Are you doing Facebook is Bullshit Week or something?
Person McPerson: God damn you Bernard for rumbling me

Facebook is Bullshit Week by Sorcha McNiven December 9, 2012

Facebook Prepper 

Facebook Prepper

-An online survivalist.

-A person preparing, or "prepping" for the day they will deactivate their account because Facebook either begins charging for their services, or Big Brother takes over the entire site. Prepping activities include gathering friends' email addresses & other important contact information, deleting or at least backing up all photos, and censorship/deletion of all questionable Facebook activity.

"What if Facebook started charging fees to use it?"
"I'll never pay, & I'm not worried--I'm a Facebook Prepper. I can bail anytime."

Facebook Prepper by Surfgoth January 7, 2013

facebook pervert 

A man who trolls facebook for attractive women to friend request. 90% of his friend list is young women he doesn't know or will never meet.

Facebook pervert is a man who adds numerous women so other men will look at his friends list and think he's a pimp.

facebook pervert by donna belle December 4, 2013

facebook intellectual 

A person who constantly and self-seriously engages in pointless arguments about politics, economics, and other public issues on facebook.

Most facebook intellectuals are narcissists who just like to hear themselves talk.

facebook intellectual by Rayshaun Mathison February 26, 2015

Facebook Potential 

Facebook Potential is the amount of potential attention and compliments a woman can get from Facebook. Many women are surprised at first by just how many men will cater to their every whim on Facebook. Once they realize just how pathetic and desperate most men are online, most women under age 35 are delighted to get compliments and likes from this army of beta orbiters every couple of days.

Guy 1: Why do you think women act like men are their sexual servants nowadays and don’t need to do anything in bed?
Guy 2: Even older women in their 40s started acting that way immediately after they realized their true Facebook Potential.

Facebook Potential by Eric Kazinsky May 15, 2016

Facebook Whore 

A list of boys or girls most likely from high-school on facebook who are your imaginary whores that imaginarary are still attracted to you regardless if they are in a relationship, have big egos or hate your guts.

facebook whores

Facebook Whore by anon76889 October 27, 2010

facebook PMS 

When a women who is menstruating feels the need to post status updates of her mood swings on facebook. Usually done to gain attention or sympathy.

PMSer 1: I'm feeling pissed off at life! I HATE FAKES!

commenter: quit your whining nobody wants to here read about your facebook pms here. Go see a shrink or get some anger management.

PMSer 1: I'm gonna get you I don't know how but I'm gonna get you.

commenter: < calls the police

facebook PMS by dr.fill December 9, 2009