Passenger Seat Driver

A back seat driver, except helpful.

Driver: Ok so where is the club?
PSD: In about a mile. If I were you I would get in the left lane.
Driver: Thank you. You are such a passenger seat driver.

by DogFijs2 December 30, 2010

Backseat driver

The fourth best position when travelling in a car or ute. In the usual order, from best to worst, the seats are: driver, shotgun, wingman (behind shotgun), backseat driver (behind the driver), bitch (if it exists), hump, and bed.

Contrary to popular belief, the hump is not the seat between driver and shotgun. That is the bitch seat. The hump is located behind the bitch seat, where there often is a hump in the floor, thus the name.

Joe: "Shotgun!"
Mike: "Well, then, I take wingman."

Bill: "I'm too tall for backseat driver or hump, so I take bitch. Put the dog in the cargo bed."

by Diacetylm0rphine September 9, 2010

Volvo Driver

A person who drives a volvo. usaully old, def and blind. So they are pretty shit and annoying drivers

"Bloodie Volvo Driver, he is driving worse then that fucking asian driver and that women."

by JAckkkkkkkk October 16, 2008

driver's license weight

The weight your driver's license claims you are. Usually about twenty pounds less than your actual weight.

My driver's license weight is 150... I'm really 160... and I've been up to 180 before.

by Downvoting Victim June 5, 2012

drunk drive by

The act of calling someone in the middle of the night after drinking heavily.

I got a drunk drive by from my sister at 3:00 a.m.

by Leeann March 24, 2005

taxi driver

when you wait outside a party school or an area with bars for drunk girls to "drive home"

Dude I just pulled a Taxi driver last night near Rutgers. I picked up this smoking hot redead. She was trashed. I drove her home and we smashed.

by fughettaboutit November 17, 2010

Ghost driver

When you're riding passenger and your significant other gives you head while you steer.

Hey babe , wanna give me a ghost driver?

by dragunov36 May 29, 2018