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Post Doozy Depression

The feeling one gets after temporarily checking out of the Doozy.
Just left the bush wackas and the post doozy depression has got me good.
by Peebs_ June 12, 2019
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depression

michael:working in this office has put me into a depression

dwight: depression? isn’t that just a fancy word for being bummed out

michael:DWIGHT YOU IGNORANT SLUT
by your dads favorite friend December 4, 2019
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Depressed

It's you’re feeling down and numb because everything feels so hopeless. It's like your drowning in your emotions and has nothing to look forward to. Your family just gets on your last nerve. parents don’t listen to what you have to say and get mad at anything you do. some people you so call ‘friends’ feel fake. all that causing you to feel alone and in your own thoughts all the time. I know sometimes you may feel like there’s no point to go on but honestly same. ok, maybe not to that extinct but to a point where you’re just tired.
by julia vibing December 5, 2020
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Penile depression

You can't get hard enuff to fuck and makes me want to die
Man my penile depression is really hitting me hard and I don't mean literally.
by The most awesome April 18, 2019
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depression burrito

wrapping oneself in a blanket (typically weighted) as a coping skill
alan: shes in a depression burrito again.
blake: i know but at least shes safe
her: ..cozy burrito..
by depresedweeb01 February 21, 2024
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Depression

Depression is when you can do so much yet never achieve your goal. You watch others move on in life while you stand neck deep in pain and hate. Nothing ever goes your way, and if it does, it always ends in something you can only wish you could forget. You formulate personalities of yourself that work to batter your soul until you can’t breathe. The only relinquishing thought is of death. You look up to the top of a building and wonder how simple it would be to climb up and jump. You ask yourself how many people would care. How many people would notice. The world would keep turning without you, so why shouldn’t you? You listen to music, tuning out the world waiting for someone to notice your sadness and come talk to you. Yet no one comes and you wallow in your loneliness. You don’t have to be cutting your skin or tearing away flesh. You wear a fake smile when you walk by people. You eavesdrop on everyone because you want to think about something other than your sadness. If someone described you on the street they’d say that you seemed cheery. You drive those close to you far away. Through harsh words and actions you want to be alone, because you’ve been alone for a long time and you’re solidifying that in your mind. Destruction lies in your wake and you don’t care about consequences. You lose control over the smallest little problems. Violence is your tool because words don’t do the job anymore. You cry yourself to sleep at night and dream of a world without you.
Depression is not believed of as the worst thing one can endure. It is the worst thing one can endure.
by FlyingWhalesc June 6, 2019
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depressed orgasm

Let me explain this wonderful term ...
It is a sunny , warm morning , you lay on the grass and the wind is blowing through your fineass hair ... you look around and feel wonderful as if you can feel the earth breathing , then a wonderful fineass man like jack gyllenhaal gets down on you , best bj you ever had.. but suddenly you witness a feeling of darkness because you know jack is just a simulation by the matrix , that wonderful ass orgasm is not real ... u’re getting depressed BUT in a good way because you know you won’t lose your beloved jack , he will always be in ur heart
Friend: “Hey , did you play the last of us?”
Me:” yeah dude, it gave me an depressed orgasm.”
Friend:” damn nice !”
by Yeva.jam December 14, 2017
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