Shut The Door

When A Goalie Needs To Stop Shots
They pulled out Halak, and now we're scoring goals on Elliot. Alright, they got one back. I don't care, they're not scoring 6 goals on us in the 3rd period. Well they got 2 already. What a game this is. Oh! Are you kidding me? They got 3? Jesus! Shut the door! Holy crap! What the hell? No, this- WHAT THE HELL? S- SHUT THE DOOR! WHAT!!??? 7 to 7!!?? YOU'VE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME!!! OH MY GODDD!! 8 to 7, Lecavalier gets the hat-trick. HOLY SHIT! I'M GONNA PUNCH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU IN THE FACE! WE GIVE UP A 6 GOAL LEAD IN THE 3RD PERIOD? A 6 GOAL- that is unHEARRRRD of! Hohoho my goddd!
by Raimokurri July 04, 2024
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The door bell

The sexual act of while performing doggy style poke the bung hole of the female and yell ding donnnng
Bro last night i gave my girl the door bell
by BIG DADDY BOOTHQ April 05, 2020
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Back Door Mercado

When you connect enough restaurant straws to boof yourself!
When Frank couldn’t find anyone boof him at after hours, he had to resort to the back door Mercado to get the job done.
by TrashmanB September 04, 2023
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Swinging doors

originated in the context of the expression "hotdog in a hallway".
refers to larger than average vaginal lips, or labia, and their subsequent movement on entering.
"I've got strong pull-out game, but these swinging doors nearly got me."
by Virtual Antiquity August 01, 2018
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Back Door Handy

A Threesome sexual Position where a woman lays over the lap of a male and reaches behind her to give him a hand job while the third person performs anal on the woman in such a way that the two men optimally climax simultaneously.with little thought to the woman's satisfaction or pleasure....typical dirtbag position.
Hey Graham lets slay a Back Door Handy today. my girlfriend's sister's looking hot and my gf is mad at me anyway.....sooooooo?
by flapjackal August 01, 2015
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Back Door Handy

Threesome position where the female lays across the lap of one male, reaches behind and gives him a hand job while the second male kneels beside his buddy and slams her ass
That was a stellar back door handy Melissa, next time though let's not do it on the bus
by flapjackal July 14, 2015
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New door mat

Free ticket for butt stuff when bought by your significant other for your home
My wife bought a new door mat time to pound the brown
by Rustybuffalo January 05, 2023
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