A joe cock

A cock which has not been shaved since the 18th century and has a forest of hair growing around its stump. Many girls will suck it and they all lie and say that it’s huge when it infact it is the size of a paper clip. A joe cock owner will tend not to shave even if receiving a bj

Girl 1- I sucked a joe cock yesterday

Girl 2- poor you

by A joe cock November 12, 2020

Skiddy Cock

A post-nut, half chubbed cock with shit on it after having anal sex.

Hand me that trowel bitch ya gave me the skiddy cock.

The skiddy cock was so bad from that Grindr dude I had to shower before going back to work.

She wanted a dick pic so I snapped my skiddy cock but I accidentally sent it to her mom. Got a date next week.

by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020

Cock Typing

A form of typing where you slap your dick against the keyboard.

Guy 1: I can get 80 wpm while cock typing but when I have an erection I can get 120.

Guy 2: This is why you have no friends

by Ihaveanaccount November 7, 2020

cock connoisseur

When sucking multiple cocks, you start to notice the differences between the all the cocks, size, taste, shape, thrust, etc.

While on her knees, Riley became a cock connoisseur for that night.

by riley.lovecocks January 12, 2021

oh cock

james may favorite word

oh cock

by taxfrauder2000 April 28, 2021

cock barrier

when two straight males, either friends or bros share a bed usually a double or queen size, and have a simple barrier in the middle. A pillow or stack of pillows are common. to avoid any such contact and the possibility of your pricks touching.

Timmy: shit man i wish i didn't have to share the bed with you.

Ron: It's no problem man ill put a stack of pillows in between us, to form a cock barrier.

Timmy: that's a good idea bro, I sure wouldn't want to be pricked in the middle of the night.

by wimplewinch November 4, 2012

Cock Mocking

Teasing your friend for the way that they hit on someone
see cockblock

Guy 1: So I ran into (___) yesterday and damn she was fine.
Guy 2:"and what did you say?"
Guy 1:"Hello Gorgeous"
Guy 2:"Hello Gorgeous? Wow that's pathetic"
Guy 1"You cock mocking me?"

by MALCOLM XXX November 9, 2012