kings cheese

When you land an LA Kings cheerleader and the cheese from the last dude causes you to hit PP for penicillin

Bro I can’t believe that you didn’t notice that kings cheese before you stuck it in

by EiffelTower420 November 29, 2017

cheese wand

1: Someone who suffers with a complete lack of inteligence.

2: An unwashed penis

after a few beers he acts like a cheese wand

by tenbob July 07, 2009

cheese & sleaze

Hollow entertainment produced with focus on being cheap for the publisher (both tv and print media) but profitable (cheese). Often garnished with scantily clad females or racy situations, hence the sleaze. Today's cornerstone of some country's daily tv program.

Only that bad cheese & sleaze on TV, so I threw it out of the window, officer.

by 2o3 March 04, 2016

Cheese Pie

A large shit after eating vast quantities of cheesecake.

"Whoah that's a lot of cheesecake."
"Yeah, I'm going to make a cheese pie later."

by Bear in the Bathroom November 30, 2019

Grating the Cheese

An act of male masturbation involving grinding on a surface without the use of the hand or other device.

I walked in on my boyfriend grating the cheese last night.

by brutus_maximus May 11, 2012

Melting The Cheese

When you cum in a toaster, then proceed to turn in on, causing the toaster to short-circuit and explode.

Anon: Did you see Anon melting the cheese yesterday?

by BonesTheWendigo August 30, 2019

Sac and Cheese

The action of marinating one's scrotum in a bowl of macaroni and cheese, preferably Kraft, and subsequently having a partner (preferably lactose intolerant) give a blowjob.

Alex: My girl Amanda and I felt like mixing it up a little last night, so we decided to go for a great sac and cheese.
Amanda: Alex, I was there.

by zetapinu June 23, 2014