by anonymous November 30, 2022
Get the swallow a candy wholemug. The candy machine was a device used for masturbation in ancient times and was presented by a kid named Elias on youtube, he was the creator of this masturbation device that yanked your balls and tickled the groin. Elias went on to die from internal groin bleeding....
"I just bought a brand new version of The candy machine!"
"That's fucking awesome, just remember to oil up so it doesn't rip the testies"
"That's fucking awesome, just remember to oil up so it doesn't rip the testies"
by jepeliusmilo December 18, 2024
Get the The candy machinemug. by Smoker Face October 12, 2011
Get the Noodle Candymug. The weird yellow ring candy that just spawns in your Halloween trick or treat pillowcase that is wrapped in exclusively one piece of plastic with no nutrition label. Nobody at the function know where or how this "food" came to be, and may god only save you if you eat this atrocity to man. This shit was definitely made in a lab because how does one make something so abysmal.
by theelitephayze69420 December 6, 2024
Get the Abysmal Hard Candymug. Usually a grown man that is a wuss, pussy, and complaining a lot when it comes to them being sick and/or in pain.
by beans and bullshit April 29, 2022
Get the Candy Ass (CA)mug. 
by baddestcandi August 6, 2024
Get the baddie candimug.