Canadian Testicles

TimBits

Canadian #1:"Yo hoser wanna go get me some Canadian Testicles from Timmies?"
Canadian #2: "Sure, is chocolate glaze ok?"
Canadian #1: "Sorry but i prefer honey cruller"
Canadian #2: "Oh its no problem. Sorry I even had to ask."

by Sebbby1996 November 15, 2016

Canadian standoff

When two people are trying to go through the same door at the same time

A Canadian standoff is two people going through the same door like,

*Canadian accent* "Please after you." "Oh no, no after you."

"But you've got groceries."
"I know, but it's mostly junk food so please you go."

by Dr. Knockers and bear January 26, 2017

Canadian bro

A Canadian bro is someone who loves the Canadian vag, but would bend over for The PM’s hot cock

Wow that Canadian bro can get any girl in here but I know he wants Justin’s pee pee.

by Canadian Bro Cock October 11, 2017

Canadian

An unarmed American with health care

If you hurt my feelings, I can go to the hospital and get them checked for free because I am a Canadian.

by Samantha Crosfield April 28, 2021

Canadian Famous

A person who is relatively well known in the country of Canada who most people outside of Canada will most likely not know.

It’s not surprising you don’t know who Terry Fox is, he’s Canadian Famous.

by Victory_Lap June 5, 2024

I am Canadian

I come from Canada I am real and I am sexy as hell also love to drink Molson Canadian beer

Hey girl u like to party
Hell ya I am Canadian

by SlamJammer June 11, 2018

CANADIAN INCEL AND LURCH LOOKALIKE

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CANADIAN INCEL AND LURCH LOOKALIKE SHAGS A GOAT

by mrs tosser September 8, 2025