birthday cake sprinkles 

The act of a toddler blowing out his/her candles and sprinkling the icing with unwanted saliva from his inexpertise of blowing out candles.

Ooooh, did you see those birthday cake sprinkles? I will be eating the piece on the far back corner... the safety zone... I didn't ask for kid spit with my cake.

birthday cake sprinkles by quirky me July 31, 2010

Sausage Cake 

A dick that is in between two cream-pied vaginas, using the jizz as lubricant

Damn, Jamie and Jes gave me a great sausage cake last night

Sausage Cake by Aj McCuhn December 14, 2010

Death cake 

Cake that is served at a funeral, wake or luncheon after a funeral.

Rest in peace Uncle Bill. Let's grab a sandwich and death cake.

Death cake by zk840 May 1, 2011

spooge cake 

a fraternity hazing ritual, where the freshmen have to do a circle jerk on pastry. The last person to finish has to eat it.

Guy #1: Why's Gary there so pissed about getting into Kappa Alpha?
Guy #2: He couldn't wank in public, so he had to eat the spooge cake.
Guy #1: That sucks.

spooge cake by frat113 February 12, 2013

Toilet Cake 

Any baked treat eaten within the confines of a bathroom.

This can include cake, pie, cookies, eclairs, donuts or any other sweet treat. There is a deep shame associated with eating toilet cake.

"Can't believe you caught Bill eating toilet cake."

"I know, bro. Why in the world would someone eat devils food cake in the shitter?"

Toilet Cake by Dr. Victor Von Doom April 4, 2013

butter cake face 

A term used when very high

"Hey Butter cake face!"

"Butter cake face!"

butter cake face by Weedstagram April 23, 2014

Ham Cake 

An extremely buff person. They are made up of about 5% body fat or lower. Every vein in their body pops out when they perform any type of life task. They usually have a BMI of above 26 yet stand at a height of around 5'9. Essentially they look like an upside down ham while looking "caked up" on some type of steroid. Many people will ask if they are taking some type of steroid or supplement yet they will deny it.

Holy cow! Look at that ham cake! he looks just like Alex SR.

-Oh yea that kids a huge ham cake.

Ham Cake by zunit469 July 31, 2014