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cracker crust poptart 

a white kid that is part black but has a small dick and cannot rap but tries very hard to.
dude do you know any cracker crust poptarts?

yea Eminem is one.
cracker crust poptart by assgiggles December 10, 2011

Cracker Fave

A white person who is obsessed with bands and likes to smoke pot.
Someone who bows down to bands could be called a cracker fave.
Cracker Fave by trevor97 August 26, 2013

Cracker Whiskers 

Cracker Whiskers: noun; a person who is so white, that people of other ethnicities can see it plainly on their face as if it was growing like a cracker filled beard of their whiteness.
Hey man, check out Cracker Whiskers over there listening to easy rock and smooth jazz while eating a sandwich smothered in mayonnaise...

cracker jack award 

A satirical recognition of honor for any sports official who demonstrates poor judgement (or none at all) in their officiating of a game; Nominees typically make poor calls, one-sided calls, or no calls at all during game play.
"And the Cracker Jack Award goes to the center referee who failed to call a penalty against the goalie who picked up the soccer ball after her own teammate passed it to her."

cracker attack 

This means when you make a white person mad and they mess you up
cracker attack by batmanislifee January 12, 2015