Sigma Chode

A penis that is between 0.5-2 inches, is known as a sigma chode. This is the correct terminology to say rather than saying the incorrect term, micropenis.

Stupid female: Ew you have a micro penis
Sigma: Actually is a sigma chode, stupid woman.

by Alpha ohio February 28, 2024

Chode

A short fat big head little boy with a dyed moustache

Rhys Jones is a fat chode

by Bighead03 February 29, 2024

sigma chode

When it’s not quite a micropenis, but not necessarily a monster dong, that bit of middle ground can be referred to as a “sigma chode”

(In the doctors office)

Braeden: “You see doc, it’s not really a micro penis, it’s more of a sigma chode”

Doctor: “Please put your penis away”

by Shlong_Buster_57 March 1, 2024

sigma chode

brayden’s penis

brayden has a sigma chode

by kitten pie March 8, 2024

Sigma Chode

Sigma Chode: A chode that is insignificantly puny, so the possessor has no excessive need for validation.

Beta: Hey, Sigma, your Sigma Chode is showing out of your trousers.
Sigma: *Mogs showing Sigma Chode*
Beta: Damn, I didn't know you were chill like that.
Beta: *daps up Sigma Chode*

by SigmaChode3D March 12, 2024

chode rizz

A chode spitting immaculate game to their woman of choice. There is something special about chode rizz as it puts women under a spell.

Hey! Did you see Mark Wahlberg use his chode rizz on that model?

by DarthLeaman March 18, 2024

Chodeing

The act of smooshing your penis till desired girth

Chodeing ex: Leo told Kai his cock was skinny he should chode “the penis is squeezed till it gets thicker”

by Goon.master69 March 26, 2024