Canadian Carwash

When a moose licks the salt off a car.

I couldn’t get into my car ‘cuz it was getting a Canadian carwash just as I was about to leave for work.

by The Real Todd Shady January 13, 2024

canadian spooning

when one spoons in bed with a bunch of canadian stunt cocks

Canadian spooning is when the guys all snuggling together in bed , one behind the other.

by Bullpen2017 January 29, 2018

Canadian Cowgirl

Normal Cowgirl position but your legs are wraped around your partners waist.

Yeah man I got that chick pregnant couldn’t help it she locked me in with that Canadian Cowgirl.

by Tire titties January 5, 2020

Canadian Handjob

When a person jerks off two seated friends, one with each hand, using the ski pole method, with winter gloves on.

Those two guys got a Canadian Handjob from that stripper in Vegas.

by Dan5 April 25, 2025

Canadian Taper

When you gradually train in colder water to prepare for a polar plunge. This is in contrast to a standard swimming taper where workouts get easier.

Are you ready for the polar plunge eh?
Ya I’m starting my Canadian taper tomorrow!

by calvinswim March 20, 2023

Canadian beanie

Oh so frothy fromagè of the labial love flaps with a complex thrusty cheese blue vane of sour curtains that suffocates your face and warms your ears.

This hot chick did a Canadian Beanie on me last night and now I have an itchy tongue

by Poxy August 17, 2018

Canadian Chili Dog

When someone spreads your ass cheeks and sticks your ass to a cold pole in the middle of winter.

Ed: Did you hear?! Jason totally did a Canadian Chili Dog
Barry: Ya I heard… his mom had to come and bring him a bowl of boiling water to luge down the pole so his butthole wouldn’t tear!

by DerykS. July 24, 2022